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What the Fu… pa?
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Got an e-mail from the Bakers (http://www.bakerradio.com/) yesterday where they mentioned a “Jessica Simpson FUPA Alert” and alright, dammit I confess: I had no idea what “Fupa” meant. Fact is I ain’t getting any younger and keeping up with trendy lingo and the latest in sk8terspeak is falling further and further down the “To Do” list. I knew I was in trouble a couple of years ago when one of my customers who runs a trendy boutique in LaLaLand used the term “steez” in a sentence and I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about (means “style with ease”, gramps).
So anyway, thank Gob for Google and the Urban Slang Dictionary. It turns out FUPA is a acronym for, I kid you not, “Fat Upper Pussy Area” – the phenomenon that occurs when a woman is, and I’m quoting here, “so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store fatty waste”
In other words, Jessica has been packin’ on the poundage:
Now I ain’t hatin’ (playa), but fupa or no fupa, the double leopard skin belt and mommy jeans thing just ain’t a good look, even if you are starting to resemble Charro…
Oh, did I forget to mention that that this (no doubt delightful) musical performance was at… a chili cook off???
(For the finest in redneck rascality and hillbilly hijinks on DVD y’all be sure’n check out the “Hicksploitation” section of the Shocking Videos website, ya hear?)
My Big Ass Welcome Back Sale
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For those of you just joining the Shocking Videos Experience I’ll catch you up to speed real quick: I’ve been on a bit of a “hiatus” for the past few months. There were all kinds of rumors and B.S. floating around as to why but the truth of the matter is I was just tired and burned out and needed a break. So I took one. And now I’m back.
Yes indeed, and I am back in a big way – rested, refreshed and ready to once again bring you the finest of the rarest. And what better way to celebrate than with a big ass sale, right? So here it is, MY BIG ASS WELCOME BACK SALE:
From now until Friday, Sept 12th at Midnight EST buy any two DVDs at regular price and take a third DVD of your choice FREE. That’s right, buy 2, get a 3rd FOR FREE with NO LIMITS! That means buy 4 DVDs and take 2 more FREE! Buy 6 DVDs and take 3 more FREE! Buy 8 DVDS and walk away with 4 MORE FOR FREE. What’s that you say? You wanna buy 20 DVDs. Well alright. And while you’re at it… TAKE 10 MORE FOR FREE!!!
Told you I was back. But this madness can’t last forever. So head on over to the usual spot: Shocking Videos and get your order in NOW! Oh and if you’re so inclined, take a minute and show me some love while you’re at. It’s always good to know you’ve been missed.
All the Best,
Mark
MuvaFukah we’re BACK!
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That’s right, filmhounds. Your prayers have been heard AND answered. After a brief hiatus Shocking Videos is once again OPEN FOR BUSINESS! And like a stripper with an eight ball we are READY TO PARTY! So break out that plastic, crack open those checkbooks and let’s get to it, boppers!
