Robin Williams used to joke that cocaine was “God’s way of telling you you have too much money” and hey, he should know. But we DVD collectors, we know better don’t we? We know what the REAL monkey is don’t we? Oh yes we do. Take a guilty glance over there at those stacks of discs that have never even been opened and tell me I’m wrong, sinner.
It’s not all your fault though. Sure, you’re weak but those digital crack dealers that hide behind lofty names like “studios” don’t make it any easier do they? They know what you like. They know what you secretly want. What you NEED. They know that even though your friends and family will laugh at you and you’ll hate yourself in the morning you still can’t avoid the lure of… a little head. The bastards.
You’re so right, goddammit!
I have never paid that much for a little head in my life, and I never will again!