Der der der!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Deep Thoughts Archive
Gimme, Gimme…
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Got an e-mail the other day from someone who had UNsubscribed from my eNewsletter mailing list (You HAVE subscribed haven’t you? There’s a sign up box over there to the right if you haven’t) See, when you unsubscribe – which, of course you shouldn’t – you’re given the option to leave a comment explaining why you’ve made such a foolish decision. And this guy, no wait, looking at the e-mail a little closer I think it was a gal, did. Now, that doesn’t happen very often. Actually that’s two things that don’t happen very often: I don’t have a lot of people unsubscribe and even fewer who leave a comment when they do.
Anyway, this person’s comment was, and I quote, “i want to watch free movies on my computer not buy”
Ooookay. Sorry to see you go whoever you were (and don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out) but just for the record, and believe it or not, you *can* watch free movies on your computer through my site. Yep. Go to any page of the Shocking Videos website, scroll down the left hand column and you’ll see two links: one for the Shocking Videos Youtube Channel and the other for the Shocking Videos Veoh Channel.
On the Shocking Videos Youtube Channel you’ll find a mind-boggling collection of clips, trailers, cartoons and assorted weirdness compiled just for you by yours truly. Be sure to check out the “Banned Commercials From Around the World” and “Infomercials From Hell” playlists and DEFINITELY check out “Idol” which you’ll find down in my Favorites section.
And on the Shocking Videos Veoh Channel not only will you find even MORE cool clips and cinematic strangeness, you’ll even get FULL LENGTH MOVIES which you can watch right there on your ‘puter for the low, low price of… free. And not just any movies either. We’re talking GOOD movies. OUR kind of movies. Movies like ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS, CRIPPLED MASTERS, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD and, well, you get the idea.
So check ‘em out. And remember who loves ya, baby.
Let’s See, If We Left Right Now…
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Where the Missus and I SHOULD be this weekend:
Where we’ll actually be (*sigh*):
A Little Thing Yes, but Such Sweet Victory
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That little “SV” that you’ll see in your address bar when you go to Shocking Videos is called a “favicon.” And geeky as it may sound, figuring out how to get that little doohickey in there has brought me more joy than it has any right to. Ah well, life’s little pleasures.
Of course “SV” stands for “Shocking Videos” but it could also stand for Superior Value, Strange Visions, Supreme Vigilence, Stacked Vixens, Svelte Valentinos, Sick Violence, Sanguine Verisimilitude, Searing Viciousness, Sweltering Voluptuosness, Steamy Vaginas, Solipsist Visionaries, Steel Vaults, Sentinels of Virtue, Selfless Vegetarians, Slippery Vulgarians… You get the idea. So how many can you think of, oh Savvy Viewer?
