Grindhouse Archive

For more Holy Hilarity be sure to check out the Shocking Videos website where you’ll find rare religious artifacts like “God’s Angry Man” “Good Lord! Religious Films From Beyond Infinity” “If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do?” “The Deception of a Generation” “The Best of Dr. Gene Scott” “Screaming Boy” “Perverse Preachers, Fascist Fundamentalists and Kristian Kiddie Kooks” and many more!

Okay, so we all know Sally Field didn’t really say that during her Academy Award acceptance speech (what she actually said – which is just as, if not even more fitting for this post – was, “I haven’t had an orthodox career and I’ve wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn’t feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can’t deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!”). Nonetheless the sentiment still applies. From the sincerest, tenderest places of my black little heart, thank you to all of you for the very warm welcome back. You guys (and gals) are the greatest. - Mark

Here’s a sampling of the e-mail and MySpace messages I’ve gotten over the last couple of days:

THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!

ABOUT DAMN TIME!

yes! welcome back! Glad to hear it!

Glad to hear you’re back.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Glad you are back – yours is a unique shopping experience.

I’m glad you’re back. I hadn’t deleted my wishlist and I was wondering how I was going to get all those unobtainable films.

I am glad you are, alive&vital than ever!!!!!!

Cool!!!

That’s GREAT news!!!!

shit yeah, the man is back!

OMG! This is great… I’m so glad you’re back!!!!

YOU JUST MADE MY GODDAMNED DAY DUDE – WELCOME BACK IN THE BIGGEST WAY POSSIBLE !!!!

Very happy you’re back…SV is the best DVD-r site on the web, hands down, and it was sorely missed.

Welcome back. You were missed.

Welcome back! I was mighty sad to see you go. I cried in my beer, which made my beer watery and salty, which made me cry more…it was a vicious cycle. Anyway, I’m psyched to see you back–you have the highest quality stuff (and I need a fix).

I’m listening to Jack Nitzsche right now at work … perfect soundtrack for perfect news … glad yer back.

You are the best, baby.

Good to have you back brother! I’ll go see what insane, shameful, and depraved DVD’s I can add to my collection!

It’s great to have you back in business! I was hoping you wouldn’t abandon this madness forever! I always look forward to receiving your wry, tongue-in-cheek emails.

Just writing to tell you how excited I was to get your email. I just wanted to tell you how glad I am to see you back.

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.

Good to have you back man. I was jonesin’, not just for the DVDs, but for the hilarious descriptions you provide for each title.

very good to have you back. you are a valuable guy.

Thank God I kept my wish list. Welcome back!

I’m so glad you are back in the saddle again! Expect an order before the end of the sweet sale. I guess (like the sun and the moon) we take you for granite…but once you leave…it’s like the end of the fucking world…

I am delighted to hear that you are back and look forward to dealing with you again.

Welcome back. It is great to see you back in business.

Thank God. I’m posting the news at my blog

needless to say, I’m glad your back in full force. There’s a lot of other guys out there trying to do what you do, but goddammit-it’s not the same! Inferior products and no selection! YOU make it happen!

Thank you for the great writing on your website. I could sit and read it all day long and be very entertained.

Welcome back, Mark!! It really is grand you decided to get back in to the insane game!

Glad to hear you’re back!!!

so happy that you’re back!!!

Welcome back man, it’s about time.

Yay!!! You’re back! I’ve missed you!

Welcome back Kotter!

Glad you’re back!!!

welcome back! we missed you, mate!