HARD CAR (89) Luscious Valentine Demi stars in this wonderful slice of Eurocheese that plays like a softcore porno version of Duel! Demi hits the road in her Volkswagen Jetta after witnessing a break in at work only to be followed by an ominous and everpresent SUV. The almost constantly nude Demi winds up having sex nearly every time she pulls off the road. At one rest stop she’s ravaged in the restroom by a giggling retard who accosts her from behind, pulls out her pubic hairs and rubs them in her face! To ensure that this doesn’t happen again she does the only sensible thing: She shaves off the rest of her bush! Later, after swapping fluids with a hot blonde lesbian, a hotel chambermaid finds Val’s bald cooch so irresistible she’s forced to masturbate in the linen closet to relieve herself! Italian language. Order  

HITCHER IN THE DARK (89) aka Hitcher 2; Fear in the Dark; Camper; Paura nel Buio. If you're a fan of both Umberto Lenzi and Melrose Place you should seek professional help. But before you do, pick up a copy of this sick little rarity starring a pre-MP Josie Bissett as a piece of highway flotsam who finds herself handcuffed in the back of a Winnebago piloted by a Ted Bundy type with a mother fixation. And yes, she gets naked. Order today. Order

HOLIDAY HOOKERS (76) aka Love by Appointment; Christmas Time in a Brothel; Natalie in Casa d’ Appuntament. Nira (Francoise Fabian) is a high-class, hard-as-nails Madame on the verge of leaving “the life.” She provides top-drawer prostitutes for rich American clients, such as Ernest Borgnine (who probably got a nice trip to Europe by appearing in this). In time, Nira recruits a harried housewife (The Story of O’s Corinne Clery) to her stable. Just as easily, she drops her cold and farms her out to another Madame. Don’t worry, however as fate leaves a very unpleasant surprise for Nira underneath the Christmas tree! Letterboxed, English language print. Order

HORROR STORY (94) aka Krvavy Roman. Funny, bizarre, silent movie-style fantasy from Czechoslovakia that plays like a Grimm’s fairy tale as interpreted by Guy Maddin while stoned out of his gourd on mescaline! "Elzevira, her fingers grown back, experienced love with the noble fugitive until the gas-filled bladders of the deceased forced them to leave this happy place." Put it this way, how can you go wrong with a movie that has not only pirates, cannibalism, and beautiful nude babes, but a magic beer cave filled with counterfeit money too! Order 

HOT PANTIES (81) aka Bragas Calientes; Escandalos Sexuales. After the death of Fascist dictator and killjoy General Franco (note to the hearing impaired: GENERALISSIMO FREDERICO FRANCO IS STILL DEAD!) Spain erupted with years of pent up sexual energy. Here’s a hidden gem from that happy time. Not much in the way of plot (something about a young fellow procuring women for orgies) but lots of scenes of sexy Spaniards screwing with wild abandon. In fact, this one’s got more coupling and uncoupling than a busy train yard! Slightly letterboxed Spanish language print. Order

H2S (68) Wildly surreal provocation from Roberto Faenza set in a futuristic university. With eye popping set designs and a wonderful Ennio Morricone score. Stars Lionel Stander and Carol Andre. Letterboxed Italian language print. Order

HUMAN ANIMALS (83) aka Animales Racionales. Weird, obscure Spanish art film about the sexcapades of four post-apocalypse survivors: a good looking blonde babe, a swarthy Cro-Magnonish dude, a strapping Nordic fellow, and "Larry," the dog. Guess who gets to play "hide the salami" with our latter-day Eve once she gets bored with Hans and the caveman? Note: Has absolutely NO dialogue! Just lots of grunting, groaning, and barking! And it’s an "art" film, NOT porno, okay??? Letterboxed. Order

HUNDRA (85) Great medieval warrior babe action starring Laurene Landon. Directed by Matt Cimber, with music by Ennio Morricone. Cool! Also be sure to check out Yellow Hair and the Fortress of Gold. Order

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