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THE SINFUL DWARF (73) aka Dvaergen. Finally! A
very nice looking (and unwatermarked!) English language print of
this rancid sleazeploitation masterpiece from dirty, SINFUL
Denmark! A true trash classic and absolutely essential viewing.
I'd love to hit you with a full review for this baby but it
would literally take up the entire page. Do yourself a favor:
Just buy it!
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THE SLAVE (72) aka My Darling Slave; La Schiava
io ce l'ho e tu no. Frustrated with ball busting Western
women, a horny bachelor hops a jet to the Dark Continent,
buys himself a Nubian slave girl and brings her back home to
Italy with unexpected (and hilarious) consequences. With
Lando Buzzanca, Catherine Spaak, Gordon Mitchell and
luscious Veronica Merin as "Manua" the slave. English dubbed.
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SLEAZY RIDER
(73) Near hardcore porn outing lives up
to its name as members of the Conchos Motorcycle Club exact revenge
on a disrespectful countie mountie by raping his wife and daughter
in their home. And don’t miss the desert initiation scene where a
17-year old runaway begins her new life by (among other things)
cleaning a biker mama’s greasy oil pan... with her tongue!
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STREET GANGS OF HONG KONG (79) aka The Delinquent.
Hyperviolent kung fu action from the Shaw Brothers starring Wang
Chung (no, not the band, smart guy). A real find, with great
photography and some SERIOUS martial mayhem. In one scene our hero
is shot through the stomach with a harpoon, then the bad guy drags
and slings him from one end of an apartment to the other using the
attached cord. That's right, we're talking slope on a rope here. Buy
it. English dubbed.
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SUPERSTAR: THE KAREN CARPENTER STORY
(87) Here it is: Todd Haynes' infamous 45-minute docudrama on
America's favorite bulemic shot almost entirely with Barbie
dolls! Made with style and vision this is a remarkably
accomplished work that is both touching and surreal. Also
included at no extra charge are some hilarious live-action "Davey
and Goliath" parodies that Haynes worked on, as well as Hayne's
OTHER weird, touching and very hard to find short film, DOTTY
GETS SPANKED which is about a young boy's unhealthy obsession
with a TV sitcom patterned after the "I Love Lucy" Show. A great
find for any Haynes/Carpenters/ weird film fan. Please note:
Don't be misled by other dealers' claims. This is far and away
the best quality you will find on this very rare title, bar
none.
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SWEDEN HEAVEN AND HELL
(68) aka Svezia, Inferno e
Paradisio. Completely uncut English language print of Luigi Scattani’s ultra-rare mondo about swinging Sweden. Discover how sex
education and birth control lead inevitably to kissing and dancing!
See why street corner condom machines provoke rapes by bikers
wearing coonskin caps! Bug out to a topless all girl dance band and
watch bums eating shoe polish and huffing gasoline! Not to mention
nude sunbathers, chicks running around in the snow in their birthday
suits, raging alcoholism, dope dens, and private lesbo clubs! Too
cool! Includes trailer.
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THE SWINGING BARMAIDS (75) aka Eager Beavers.
William Smith and Dyanne Thorne star in this extremely sleazy
little outing about a psychotic thrill killer who targets cocktail
waitresses at a seedy gin mill. Great looking import print blows
away the crap copies offered by some of our so-called competitors.
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TAKE AN EASY RIDE (76) British sleaze mini-epic attempts to have
its kink and eat it too as it purports to document the perils of
hitchhiking while at the same time giving the punters what they
want: violent sexual fantasies involving hitchhiking hotties in tight
little mini-skirts! Packs more creepy weirdness into its scant 40
minute running time than most like-minded flicks twice its length.
Even so, we’re rounding this one out with a couple of rare 16mm
transfers of American educational films from the same era that
continue to bludgeon you with the message that hitchhiking is BAD!
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TAKING OFF (71) Here’s another one we’ve been looking for
forever. Milos Forman’s gentle satire on the Generation Gap stars
Buck Henry and Lynn Carlin as a pair of square parents who are
trying to understand why their quiet teenage daughter ran away from
home. With an impromptu pot party at a parent’s support group
meeting, the Ike and Tina Turner Revue and a very young Carly Simon
singing about getting stoned. This is the complete, UNCUT version
which includes the infamous Mary Mitchell performance of "Ode to a
Screw."
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TATTOOED TEARS
(78) In 1977 filmmakers Nick Broomfield
and Joan Churchill were given an unprecedented degree of
access to the euphemistically named "Youth Training School"
(better known to the inmates as "Gladiator School") by the
Director of the California Youth Authority, who was about to
retire and, in what must have been a moment of clarity,
decided that there should be some sort of record that these
types of institutions don’t work. The film follows the
lives of four young inmates and is easily one of the bleakest,
most uncompromising documentaries about prison life ever made.
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THE TELEPHONE BOOK (71) Rare ‘70s strangeness
about a young woman (chirpy Sarah Kennedy) who answers the
phone one day only to hear the "amazing obscenities" of "John Smith"
the world’s greatest obscene phone caller (Norman Rose). She decides
immediately that she has to meet this man and goes on a wild sexual
odyssey in search of him. Directed by Nelson Lyon. Highly
recommended!
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THE THREE FANTASTIC SUPERMEN (67) aka I Fantastici Tre
Supermen. Children in a freezer! Human mimeographs with
suicidal tendencies! All the mini-tramps and kip-ups you can
eat! Outfitted in bulletproof costumes and capes, our womanizing
Italo Trio begins as a Duo who make the headlines scream as they
steal from the rich and give to themselves. One's a former
pitcher for the Dodgers(!), who ruins your day from a distance
with a steel ball on a string, while the other's a spastic mute
who can’t keep still. They’re soon joined by ultra-beefcake Brad
Harris, an undercover FBI agent who enlists their help with
Operation: Burning Chestnut, and end up saving the world from
impending chaos by way of Golem ("Mr. Golem, your sadism is
revolting.") and his Universal Reproducer. Directed by
Gianfranco "Frank Kramer" Parolini, this fun comic book
pot-boiler/circus act spawned many sequels, and features great
stuntwork by the Italian Acrobatic Team, as well as the old Fred
Astaire/Lionel Ritchie "Dancing on the Ceiling" party trick!
English language with Greek subtitles.
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THREE FOR ALL (74) Delightful British farce with sun,
songs and silliness. Diane, Shelley and Pet are the girlfriends
of a second-string rock group. The band gets to tour Spain, but
the band’s manager says the girls have to stay put. Undaunted,
the three gals head to Spain anyway and begin a long series of
hysterical misadventures! The girls can’t stay out of trouble:
they start a fracas in the street when one of them is accused of
shoplifting, start a hilarious slapstick brawl in a disco and
create havoc wherever they go. Full of glitter rock and tacky
fashions and settings, this seaside diversion also features fun
cameos from Brit standbys Roy Kinnear and Diana Dors.
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THE TOUCHABLES (68) Great overlooked fluff from the
height of the British Invasion. Sexy mod chicks kidnap a pop
star and take him to their pagan pleasure dome for a little
tea and sympathy. Along the way they run into gangsters,
wrestlers, and Michael Caine? From a screenplay by Donald
Cammell!
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THE TURKISH STAR WARS (LIMITED COLLECTORS
EDITION)
(82) aka Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam (The
Man Who Saves the World). Yes! Here it is! The deeply twisted,
bloodthirsty, and absolutely hilarious Turkish rip off of Star
Wars that’s so insane it’s actually BETTER than the
movie it steals from! Imagine if Luke was an asskicking karate
expert who fought his battles with a golden, zig-zag shaped sword
made out of plywood. Imagine if all his opponents looked like fuzzy,
life-size versions of Sesame Street’s Cookie Monster and Luke
ripped their heads off with his bare hands! Imagine if Princess Leia
looked like a foxy slut! Written by and starring our favorite Turk
headcracker, Cuneyt Arkin (of Insan Avcisi fame) this is
no-budget filmmaking on an epic scale complete with cheap robots and
costumes, ridiculous fights and footage lifted straight from
the real Star Wars! This exclusive DOUBLE DISC set includes
the original UNCUT Turkish language version on one disc (still the
guaranteed BEST print on the market) and an uncut ENGLISH SUBTITLED
version on the second disc. PLUS the second disc also includes the
brain-frying trailer AND a highly entertaining overview of the wild
world of Turkish Fantastic Cinema that even includes interviews with
the stars of this crackpot masterpiece! We've said it before and we'll say it again: Buy
this one anywhere else and you’re getting ripped off.
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UGLY GEORGE
(8?) In case you're ever on Jeopardy and the question
comes up, George Urban aka "Ugly George" is the true father of
reality gonzo porn. Throughout the '70s and '80s George would
patrol the streets of Manhattan dressed in an alarmingly tight
silver jumpsuit with a camera pack strapped to his back. His
mission: approach random women on the street and using nothing
more than the gift of glib and his own weird brand of Polish
charisma, convince them to take off their clothes for him then
and there. The fruits of his labors would then be broadcast for
free on his weekly public access television program "The Ugly
George Hour of Truth, Sex and Violence." Brilliant, eh? And what
we have here, dear students, is the most complete rundown on
Ugly George and his trip that you're likely to find anywhere
outside of the Polish Penthouse. Look at all you get: The much
sought after "Ugly George" special done for long gone Electric
Blue Video, a copy of one of UG's privately distributed tapes
(now out of print and impossible to find) called "Ugly George's
Hits and Misses" AND a rare "behind the scenes" interview with
George done for the feminist documentary Rate It X where
George lays it on the line as to how he picks his victims as
well as his (apparently aborted) plans for global conquest. Such
a deal!
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VIOLENT PLAYGROUND (58) Rare UK juvenile delinquent
action set in Liverpool and starring David McCallum (Illya
Kuryakin from The Man From U.N.C.L.E.) as "Johnny" the
leader of a gang of rock and roll hoodlums who winds up menacing
an entire school with a machine gun. You might want to read that
last part again and then double check the date this came out. To
say it's "pre-Columbine" would be putting it mildly! A swingin'
little B&W gem of a film, never before available on VHS or DVD,
lovingly transferred from 16mm right here in the Shocking Videos
A/V lab for your enjoyment!
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WARM UP WITH TRACI LORDS (88) Elusive workout video starring
America's favorite little (formerly) underaged cum guzzler. Workout?
Who are we trying to kid? The only thing that's going to get a
workout here is your johnson!
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WELCOME HOME, SOLDIER BOYS (72) Leonard Maltin's Movie &
TV Guide calls this lost drive-in classic a "sensationalistic
melodrama about four ex-Green Berets who adjust to civilian life by
gang raping a girl and burning down a town." Which is a pretty
unfair analysis of this gritty 'Nam vet road picture but hey, it
definitely sparks your interest doesn't it? Directed by Richard
Compton, starring Joe Don Baker, Billy "Green" Bush, Paul Koslo,
Geoffrey Lewis and Jennifer Billingsley. English language with
Japanese subtitles.
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WHEELS OF FIRE (85) aka Desert Warrior. "If You Thought Max
Was Mad..." meet Trace, a square-jawed no-nonsense loner in a
post-apocalyptic wasteland where survival is the only way of life.
But the shit hits the fan hard when his free-spirited sister (top
heavy Playmate Lynda Wiesmeier) gets herself tied to the hood of a
car like a crucified deer and taken away for some down-n-dirty pussy
taming by Scourge and his junkyard dogs of war. Pedal to the metal,
Trace races to the rescue with his trusty flame thrower and a little
help from his new friends-- a female bounty hunter, a fragile
clairvoyant, and a grunting midget slave! Ripe with demolition derby
warfare and funky armored vehicles burnin' rubber across the desert
floor, this energetic rip of The Road Warrior comes courtesy of
Filipino film icon Cirio Santiago.
Includes trailer. (review by Greg Goodsell)
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WHEN YOU COMIN BACK RED RYDER (79) In this nearly lost
film former child evangelist Marjoe Gortner stars as a demented drug
dealer whose VW van breaks down in a small desert town. He takes the
inhabitants of a roadside diner as his psychological hostages and
inflicts his unique brand of mental and physical torture on them.
Fun for the whole family! Directed by Milton Katselas and
co-starring Candy Clark (who has a nude scene), Peter Firth, Pat
Hingle, Lee Clark and "Barney Miller" himself, Hal Linden.
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WHITE "POP" JESUS
(80) Disco Jesus comes back to Earth
and takes on the Mafia in this virtually impossible to find
musical(!) from Italy. Starring Awana-Gana. No, really. Yet
another in the long list of things we’ll have to collectively
answer for if and when the Big Guy does decide to finally show
up. Letterboxed Italian language print.
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WOLF DEVIL WOMAN (84) aka The Legend of Cold Ice.
Pearl Cheong (Chang Ling) both directs and stars in this hilarious,
everything-including-the-kitchen-sink HK action/fantasy film. See
Pearl get raised by wolves, fight an evil voodoo sorcerer, get a
Chinese spinal adjustment (complete with X-ray viewpoint), put out
fire with cartoon blood, and spin around really fast and make her
hair turn white! Absolutely incredible!
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THE ZEBRA KILLER (74) aka Panic City.
Super-mega-ultra-rare totally UNCUT import print of this
virtually lost William Girdler blaxploitation winner. Austin Stoker
stars as Frank Savage a "don’t give a fuck" homicide detective who’s
assigned to investigate a series of brutal murders where the only
clues are handwritten notes counting down how many have been killed
and how many are left to go on the psycho’s private shit list. We
won’t give away the big surprise (Girdler does that quickly enough
without our help) but we will tell you that this is one thoroughly
entertaining chunk of grindhouse grunge and is HIGHLY recommended.
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