BATES MOTEL (87) TV movie pilot for a planned Psycho series that never came to pass stars Bud Cort as Norman Bates’ "friend from the sanitarium" who inherits the Bates Motel and tries to get it up and running again. Derisively described as a cross between The Twilight Zone, Fantasy Island and Scooby Do it was boycotted by Tony Perkins and tanked horribly upon airing. Nonetheless it’s been sought after by fans and curiosity seekers ever since. So... Hidden gem or horrible misfire? YOU make the call! Order

BLACK NOON (71) Wonderfully creepy TV movie about a travelling preacher and his wife being terrorized by a devil cult in the Old West. A killer cast too: Ray Milland, Gloria Grahame, Roy Thinnes, Lynn Loring, Henry Silva, Suzan Sheppard, Leif Garrett and the beautiful Yvette Mimieux as a deaf mute temptress named "Deliverance." Order

THE BOY WHO TURNED YELLOW (72) Surreal made-for-British-television children's tale directed by none other than Michael Powell (The Red Shoes, Peeping Tom, Age of Consent). Order

THE BOY WITH TWO HEADS (74) aka Chico the Rainmaker. More weird children's programming from across the pond. This one's about two kids who find a talking shrunken head named "Chico" in a stuffy old antique shop and the many adventures they encounter while trying to get the poor but annoying noggin back to the rain forest. All 7 action-packed episodes crammed onto one video or DVD for the usual single tape/disc price. Order

THE CHILDREN OF TIMES SQUARE (86) Another wonderfully sleazy TV movie that mines the ever-popular child exploitation theme and uses the NeverNeverLand of crack-era Times Square as a backdrop. Yay! A troubled 14 year old boy runs away to the big city and falls in with "Otis Travis" a Fagin-like black gang leader who puts him to work peddling blow and ass on the mean streets of the Deuce. Fortunately the kid's mom tracks him down before it's TOO LATE. And isn't that another fine message to beam out over the airwaves? "Kids, if you're unhappy at home the way to get your parents' love and attention is to run away!" Yep, works every time. Lots of great location photography and skeevy atmosphere make this one a winner. Order

COCAINE: ONE MAN’S SEDUCTION (83) aka One Man’s Poison. Order

COFFEE, TEA OR ME? (73) Karen Valentine and co-star Louise Lasser shine in this CBS TV movie about a big hearted stewardess who juggles marriages to two different men at the same time. How does she do it? Easy. One’s in Los Angeles, the other’s in London and they’re both on her route. Despite the inevitable moralistic square up that spoils Valentine’s (and our) freewheeling fun there’s a lot to offer here. From the animated opening credits sequence and the ridiculously roomy airliners to the Love, American Style hijinks and kitschy ‘70s sets and fashions this is a blast from the past that you’re sure to enjoy. Order

CROWHAVEN FARM (70) Amazingly, some of the best and creepiest horror movies of the 70's were made for network TV! This one sent countless tykes to bed terrified with its tale of a troubled married couple (Death Wish's Hope Lange and Valley of the Dolls' Paul Burke) who inherit an isolated New England farmhouse haunted by the vengeful ghosts of a Pilgrim witches' coven. Fuckin' murderous hypocritical Puritans! Hope gives a terrific performance reminiscent of Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby, and John Carradine is awesome as always as one of the village weirdos. Just be grateful producer Aaron Spelling didn't make this in the 80's because then the bratty little evil girl (who winds up in bed with Paul!) would have been played by Tori and no heterosexuals would ever willingly watch this again! (review by Christian McLaughlin) Order

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DAUGHTER OF THE STREETS (90) What an amazing dollop of tripe we have here! This gut bustingly ludicrous TV movie spins the sordid tale of a disabled divorcee whose goody-two-shoes daughter (foxy Roxana Zal)  starts living la vida loca after hooking up with an oily pimp played by... wait for it... JOHN STAMOS! Yes, that's right, THE John Stamos, the lovable lug from the smarmiest TV show of all time, Full House. And golly gee, what a surprise: Stamos is entirely believable as an obsequious weasel! Great, great stuff. Order

DAWN: PORTRAIT OF A TEENAGE RUNAWAY (76) Eve Plumb is hilariously bad as a naive teen who absconds to Hollywood and promptly becomes a twenty-buck-a-fuck street hooker! That's right, Jan Brady was the original Angel, as in jailbait jizz-rag, not Charlie's. Millions of concerned moms, horny dads and titillated teens lapped up this moralistic-but-super-trashy ratings blockbuster about the horrors awaiting innocent kids at the nearest big-city bus terminal: pimps (Bo Hopkins as "Swan"), VD, gay boyfriends (Dawn's love interest Leigh McCloskey was awarded his own sequel, Alexander: The Other Side of Dawn, which you should also order), and being called "honky". Imagine an old cautionary sex-hygiene film dressed up with slick network production values, groovy 70's fashions and music by Shaun Cassidy and The Runaways and you still can't anticipate the deliciousness of this all-time Sanitized Sleaze classic. Sharp-eyed sitcom fans can spot Suzanne Crough (Tracy Partridge!!!) in an insultingly brief cameo as one of the wayward gals. From the director of Blue Lagoon and the writer of Little Darlings, so you know you're in good hands. Swan (to Dawn): "I look at you and I see trash. You're dirty. That's why you're here!" Sounds like SV has a new marketing slogan! Order

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THE FACE OF RAGE (83) Emotional and compelling TV movie about sexual assault victims confronting their attackers in an experimental prison treatment program. Based on actual transcripts of victims’ and offenders’ statements this is raw-nerve stuff that’s both difficult to watch and difficult to turn away from. Excellent performances by all involved (Dianne Weist,Graham Beckel, George Dzundza, John Goodman, Danny Glover, et al.), but John Goodman and Danny Glover as rapists? That’s almost TOO creepy! Order

HUSTLING (75) Jill Clayburgh and Lee Remick star in this gritty made-for-TV movie about the NYC prostitution racket. Based on the Gail Sheehy book of the same name and with lots of 42nd St. "atmosphere" from back in the day! Order

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THE KING OF FRIDAY NIGHT (84) The 20-year reunion of short-lived '60s rock group The Monarchs (Mushaboom, Nova Scotia's only gift to rock'n'roll) causes band members to stop and reflect on how it all began. Made for Canadian television and based on a popular stage play, this fun little flashback is worth a look. Order

THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (85) Excellent made for TV horror film! The perfect choice for Halloween party screenings. Order

MY BREAST (94) Meredith Baxter (aka Meredith Baxter Birney) goes a long way toward repaying her debt to society for her involvement in the culture crime that was Family Ties by fully exposing her massive jugaloos in this sensitive (sniff) TV-movie about one woman’s heroic fight against breast cancer. Yes, yes, we’ve all been pink ribboned to death (by the way, why no blue ribbons for testicular cancer?) but we repeat: Alex Keaton’s mom. MASSIVE jugaloos. Fully exposed. In a TV movie. This is important stuff worthy of your attention. Order

NIGHT HUNT (93) aka Survive the Night. Kick ass made-for-TV movie is like a femme version of Judgement Night! Three women on the way to Connecticut (Stephanie Powers, Helen Shaver and Kathleen Robinson) take a wrong turn in the South Bronx, run out of gas, inadvertently piss off a vicious street gang and then have to fight their privileged little hearts out to... survive the night! Surprisingly suspenseful, and quite violent and gory by TV movie standards. Plus its always amusing to see Toronto slutted up to look like the South Bronx. Order

OUTRAGE (73) Robert Culp is mad as hell and not going to take it any more in this rousing TV movie about a whitebread doctor taking on a gang of evil, hot rodding teens in an affluent California suburb. One reviewer accurately described this testosterone fest as "a feature length PSA for vigilantism" and, as Martha Stewart used to say, that's a GOOD thing! Plus, it's supposedly based on a real-life incident! Order

THE PIGS VS. THE FREAKS (84) aka Off Sides; Pigs vs. Freaks. Virtually unknown TV movie about a small town gridiron showdown between the local constabulary (aka "the pigs") and a motley crew of burnouts, potheads and draft dodgers ("the freaks"). With Brian Dennehey, Gloria DeHaven, Patrick Swayze, Adam Baldwin, Grant Goodeve, and Tony Randall as a zonked out guru with his own private harem! Order

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PRETTY POISON: THE REMAKE (96) Rare TV movie version of the Tony Perkins / Tuesday Weld team up of the same name. This time around we've got Melrose Place's Grant Show as the twitchy parolee from the Laughing Academy and Beverly Hills 90210's Wendy Benson as his not-so-innocent cheerleader gal pal and partner in crime. If you're a fan of the original you'll be pleasantly surprised at how well this one is handled. Order

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REVENGE FOR A RAPE (76) Way above average TV movie from way underrated director Timothy Galfas (Sunnyside; Black Fist). Mike “Touch” Connors (probably best remembered for his role as TV P.I. “Mannix”) plays a mild-mannered geologist who turns into a relentless killing machine after his expectant wife (Tracy Brooks Swope) is brutally violated by three yahoos while on a camping trip. Not what you’d expect and not played out the way you’d expect it to be, this one’s a winner! Order

STONED (80) After Scott Baio snuck off with American teenybopper hearts as Chachi on Happy Days this Brooklyn-raised cutiepie took a career detour to explore sketchier side of middle-class Whitesville. That’s right this is the story of a nice kid who, one day, decides to take up bong hits for breakfast. You get the rest - a downward spiral when it comes to hitting the books and no where to turn but a bunch of glassy-eyed friends who laugh out of context. Stoned might be the Mother of All After-School Specials. And like all good afternoon specials, it’s deliciously ham-handed and keeps story points super simple, like - smoking pot may make everything seem really, really funny when you’re on it. But hold on there little fella, because that weed you’re smoking may cause you to accidentally kill your very own brother!! Includes bonus drug and alcohol scare films The Last Prom, The Perfect Drug Film and The Last Date. Order

SWEET HOSTAGE (75) "He captured a girl... and unleashed a woman!" Man, if I had a dime for every time THAT happened. Linda Blair and Marty Sheen play star-crossed lovers in this touching ode to schizophrenia and the healing powers of the Stockholm Syndrome. Another classic from the Golden Age of TV movies (the '70s, silly). Order

TERROR ON THE BEACH (73) Charles Manson meets Charles Atlas in Middle America’s angst-ridden collective unconscious when evil, dune buggie riding hippies kick sand in the faces of Dennis Weaver and family during their seaside vacation. Not exactly The Hills Have Eyes, but this TV movie time capsule isn’t without its charms and perky Partridge Susan Dey is always a welcome sight. Order

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A VACATION IN HELL (79) Long lost TV movie from the dawn of the "jiggle" era. Four women and one man (Barbara Feldon, Priscilla Barnes, Maureen McCormick, Andrea Marcovicci and Michael Brandon) on vacation at a tropical resort get stranded in the jungle and have to fight their way back to civilization. Reasons for watching this are the same now as when it first aired: Nubile Brady flesh (you’ll think you’ve died and gone to TV Land Heaven when you see Marcia/Maureen get drunk and hit on Brandon) and Barnes jiggling shamelessly. Order

THE WEREWOLF OF WOODSTOCK (75) In the aftermath of the Woodstock Festival a disgruntled blue collar type (played by Tige Andrews, Capt. Greer from The Mod Squad) goes looking for leftover hippies during a lightning storm. He gets struck by a stray bolt while screaming "Freaks! Miserable freaks!" and is transformed into, you guessed it, The Werewolf of Woodstock. Executive produced by Dick Clark for ABC’s Wide World of Entertainment and co-starring "big name" celebs like Michael Parks (Then Came Bronson), Andrew Stevens (Massacre at Central High), and Meredith McCrae (Petticoat Junction) this stupefyingly BAD TV-movie looks like it was staged and shot with all the care and craftsmanship of a Mexican soap opera! Gives new meaning to the term "howler." Order

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AEROBICISE (81) Now THIS is entertainment! No headsets or bodymikes here. No ultra-hardbodied butch broads screaming "10 more reps! Come on! You can do it!" Just two hours of gorgeous Danskin-clad babes (Who actually look like women. Hell, they’re even wearing makeup!) bending and stretching and flexing and reaching while cheesy disco music plays in the background. Outstanding jack off material. The cameramen probably worked on these for free. Two volumes available: Aerobicise: The Beginning Workout and Aerobicise: The Beautiful Workout. Each volume sold separately, please state preference when ordering. Order

DANGER ISLAND (68-69) Uh oh, Chongo! If you remember that phrase then you no doubt remember this crazy little action-packed mini series that ran as part of the Banana Splits Adventure Hour on Saturday Mornings waaaay back when. Here are all 36 episodes just chock full of pirates, cannibals, wacky stunts, cliffhanger thrills and an impossibly young Jan-Michael Vincent. 2 disc set. Order

HERE COME THE DOUBLE DECKERS! All 16 episodes on 3 DVDs. Each volume sold separately. Order

MR. LUCKY (59-60) In the 1960’s, you could smoke in bars, enjoy potatoes with steak, the wife greeted you at the door with a martini and no one wore seat belts in cars. Now, this black-and-white TV series is back from the past with some of that Kennedy coolness we’ve all been craving! John Vivyan plays the charming-beyond-belief Mr. Lucky, owner and operator of the floating gambling ship the Fortuna. Although Mr. Lucky is ostensibly a good guy, he has his fingers in a lot of unsavory pies, and must fend off blackmailers, gangsters and hoodlums on a weekly basis. The show is highly risqué for its era, and features a musical score by none other than Henry Mancini. Mr. Lucky is shaken, not stirred, dry as the desert and served with a twist…. Each volume sold separately. Please specify volume number(s) when ordering.
VOLUME ONE: “The Magnificent Bribes,” “The Big Squeeze, “Dangerous Lady” and “The Money Game.” Order
VOLUME TWO: “Hair of the Dog,” “Election Bet,” “That Stands for Pool” and “The Last Laugh.” Order
VOLUME THREE: “Stacked Deck” and “Anniversary Party.” Order

SHOCK MOVIE MASSACRE VOL. 1 (03) You must check out this brilliant UK made-for-cable series that plays like a sexier, sleazier, and more extreme version of Jonathan Ross' The Incredibly Strange Film Show. Top-heavy hostess with the mostest Emily Booth (whose accent may be as grating as Ross’ but who looks a LOT more shaggable) trawls the world’s cult movie landscapes, filing reports in a very sensationalistic style that comes off like a warped current affairs programme. In four action-packed episodes the ever game Booth does everything from getting cleavered in the face by German horror filmmaker Olaf Ittenbach (Legion of the Dead) to working as a PA on the American hardcore porn epic Truck Stop Trixie (where she has to wipe up cum stains, wash dildos and apply lube to overworked genitals).  Featuring visits to Troma in New York, meeting up with Day of the Beast director Alex De La Iglesia in Spain, having a cast made of her head by Creature Effects in London and popping into the dungeon of an American dominatrix who makes online B&D films, Shock Movie Massacre has something to please every fan of demented underground cinema. Order

TUESDAY WELD TV RARITIES Here are two VERY rare performances by the great Tuesday Weld from television's bygone days. First is "A Case Study of Two Savages" a 1962 episode from the series "Naked City." Tuesday stars along with Rip Torn as two psycho hillbillies on a robbery and killing spree in the big city. This is followed by "Run Till It's Dark" a 1963 episode of "The Dick Powell Theatre" where Ms. Weld stars alongside teen idol Fabian! Both shows are in glorious black and white and in great quality. Order

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DISCO BEAVER FROM OUTER SPACE (78) Rare never released to video National Lampoon/HBO comedy special poking fun at cable television, country music, jogging, homosexuals, etc. Pretty hit or miss and lacking the sting of the original magazine but has its moments. We thought the scene of the giant beaver trying to hump women in fur coats on Times Square was pretty hilarious. Order

HELLO AMANDA (8?) Unaired (we think) TV special that uses a fake phone in format to showcase the rather dubious talents of Euro disco diva Amanda Lear. Don’t know who Amanda Lear is? Remember the chick in black leather walking the panther on the cover of Roxie Music’s "For Your Pleasure" LP? That’s Amanda Lear. Don’t get too excited though. These days she’s looking more like a slutty Kathy Lee Gifford. Which is a frightening thought in itself. Packed with bad disco numbers, goofy choreography, cheesy optical effects and Fredericks of Hollywood costumes, watching this is a lot like snorting bad coke. It’s not very rewarding and you know it’s going to give you a headache but you feel compelled to do it anyway. Order

THE HIPPIE TEMPTATION + THE HOMOSEXUALS (67) Produced by CBS news, The Hippie Temptation originally aired on television in August of 1967. The film showcases how the establishment (mostly in the form of veteran CBS newsman Harry Reasoner) viewed the strange happenings in San Francisco during that magical summer. Filmed in Haight Ashbury, this camp classic is a hilariously biased documentary featuring interviews with psychiatrists, parents and flower children. Highlights include: an interview with Jerry Garcia, clips of performances by the Dead and Canned Heart, learning all about LSD, and scenes of street life in the Haight, including the Diggers, Hippie Hill in Golden Gate Park, and a light show at the Avalon Ballroom. This show may have done more than any other media creation to cause young people to flock to the Haight. Order

AN AMERICAN FAMILY The original "Reality TV" show starring the Loud family. Every intrusive episode plus the followup American Family Revisited on 7 DVDs. Each volume sold separately or $100 for the set, plus normal shipping. Order

OLIVER REED / ANITA EKBERG TV SPECIALS Two nut jobs for the price of one! Order

PLAYBOY'S ROLLER DISCO PAJAMA PARTY (79) After The Pill and legalized abortions, but before herpes and AIDS, there was a magic moment in time when pot was "decriminalized," cocaine wasn't addictive, and nubile young women zipped around on roller skates while wearing hot pants and halter tops and it was okay to look at them. Leg-wetting nostalgia that will give you a new appreciation for polyester, gold chains, AND Donna Summer! Order

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Commercials

KINGS OF ADS 001 (93) aka Les Géants de la Pub (The Giants of Advertising). A selection of 95 commercials from around the world and made by famous filmmakers (Federico Fellini, Jean-Luc Godard, Roman Polanski, Martin Scosese, David Lynch, Ridley Scott, etc.). Directed by Jean-Marie Boursicot. Order

KINGS OF ADS 002 (02) Another brilliant compilation of absolutely exceptional television commercials from well known directors around the world, including: Hugh Hudson, Martin Scorsese, Claude Lelouch, Jean-Luc Godard, Carlos Saura, Franco Zeffirelli, Claude Chabrol, Jean Jacques Annaud, Roman Polanski, Ridley Scott, Federico Fellini, Giuseppe Tornatore, Patrice Leconte, Andrei Konchalowski, David Lynch, Helmut Newton, Nikita Mikhalkov, Jean Jacques Beineix, Jean Pierre Jeunet and William Klein. Order

THE TRASHIEST SIDE OF ADVERTISING VOL. 1 (Var.) You’ve heard of the Cleos? Well this is more like the "B.O."s. A hilarious hour-long compilation of outrageous examples of bad taste and poor judgement in commercials from around the world. A friend of ours who works for an ad agency in Paris put this together using the company’s video library (on his lunch break we’re sure) and the stuff he dug up is absolutely amazing. Some of it’s gross, some of it’s hilarious, and some of it’s just plain BAD. But whatever it is, it’ll crack your ass up! Order

THE TRASHIEST SIDE OF ADVERTISING VOL. 2 (Var.) Another hour-long collection of cutting edge bad taste from around the world. Violence, profanity, nudity, hookers and dog shit are just a few of the once off limit topics that are being used to sell products by our more sophisticated neighbors. Wait until you see the 9 1/2 Weeks Head and Shoulders commercial from France, the Halls coughdrop spot from Spain that encourages suicide and the singing penis from Australia! Order

UNCUT PROVOCATIVE EUROPEAN COMMERCIALS (Var.) Fair to middling picture quality and timecoded throughout but some interesting stuff not found elsewhere. Order

UTICA CLUB BEER COMMERCIALS (50s?) Nifty collection of B&W spots for this regional brew that star a pair of talking beer steins! Runs approximately 30 minutes. Order

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Cable Access

ATOMIC TV VOL. 1 "Grape Ape" and "Jim Rose Circus Sideshow" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 2 "Viewer Discretion & "Videoscramble Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 3 "Appropriated Image Is Everything" and "Cavalcade of Freaks" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 4 "Dating Do's & Don'ts" and "Masks, Monsters & Mexican Mayhem" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 5 "It's Wonderful To Be a Girl" and "Atomic TV Leftovers" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 6 "Tom's Obsessions" and "Scott's Obsessions" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 7 "Turning Japanese" 1 and 2. Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 8 "Kooky Kult Klassix" and "Microcinefest" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 9 "Baltimore Local Music" and "Berserk Reunion Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 10 "East Coast Video Show" Censored & Uncensored versions available - specify preference Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 11 "Artscape" and "Cones & Rods" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 12 "Ultimate J-Pop" and "Turning Cantonese" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 13 "Labor Day Cookout" and "200^th Episode" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 14 "Hopkins Film Fest Faves" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 15 "Atomic Cocktail Hour" 1 & 2 Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 16 "Atomic Spring Cleaning" 1 & 2 Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. 17 "1999 Maryland Film Festival" Order

ATOMIC TV 1997 HOLIDAY SPECIAL "Holiday at Ground Zero" Order

ATOMIC TV 1998 HOLIDAY SPECIAL "The Year Underdog Saved Christmas" Order

ATOMIC TV 1999 HOLIDAY SPECIAL "Underdog Battles Satan Claus!" Order

ATOMIC TV VOL. X "East Coast Video Show" ‘98 & ‘00 (Unreleased episodes.) Order

THE BEST OF LIFE WITHOUT SHAME (94) Lowlife public access program from Rochester, NY that revels in showcasing strippers, drag queens, and derelicts in their natural habitat. Tape also includes the hilarious "Night of the Living Bums" episode where winos are conned into putting on a fashion show and competing in a giant dildo javelin toss for a cooler full of free hooch! Order

BUMMER PATROL (93) Hilarious NYC cable access madness follows a band of doped up do-gooders who cruise Manhattan looking for people they can "help out." Mostly what they find are drunks, coke whores, and ambulatory schizophrenics who wouldn't know "help" if it crawled up their ass! Part put-on, part real-life drama, this one's a winner! Order

BEYOND VAUDEVILLE VOLS. 1 & 2 Each volume sold separately. Order

BRAINS ON FILM – 3 VOLS. Each volume sold separately. Order

DRAIN BAMAGE (Var.) Twisted collection of cable access insanity. Highlights include swingers personal ads ("we're not tacky people"), the inside scoop on the Flowbee System, and the Gay National Anthem! Order

THE GREAT SATAN AT-LARGE (90) Vile public access program from Tucson, AZ that was abruptly kicked off the air and busted for obscenity! Profanity, blasphemy, masturbation, perversion, beer drinking, and all of it aired in prime time ! This nearly impossible to find collectors tape also includes local and national news coverage of the scandal, interviews with the creator (of the show that is), and a guest appearance by the horned one on ANOTHER twisted Tucson cable program. Sick, funny, and extremely rare stuff that was obtained from a close friend of the Great Satan himself! Order

THE HILLBILLY PECKERS BAR-B-Q TV HOUR (9?) Plenty of pickin' and grinnin' in this very funny cable access program from New York City (New York City?!) that's hosted by a guy in a ski mask who calls himself the "Hillbilly Terrorist." Highlights include porn authority and Stupor Stars lead singer Rick Hall interviewing Kitten Natividad (who "accidentally" flashes her bald beaver about half a dozen times), '60s swingers gettin' down to "Rocky Top", a reporter from 20/20 being smacked to the ground (twice!) by a pissed off wrestler, and the "Salute to Mental Health." Recommended. Order

THE HYP*NOTIC EYE VOLS. 1-4 (96) Outstanding cable access program from Dallas, TX. Packed with rare commercials, trailers, film and TV clips, and music videos from around the world! Relive your childhood (or improve your current one) with commercials for Quisp and Quake, Action Jackson, the Thing Maker, and more! Rock and roll over with laughter watching "Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution," Tiny Tim singing "Earth Angel" and Bill Shatner torturing "Rocket Man!" Plus The Cramps, Jackie Chan, Japanese toy commercials, trailers for Thunderbirds are Go! and Naughty Dallas and more, more, more! And that’s just in the first volume! Hell, it would take this entire page to list all the cool shit in the opening credits alone! Recommended! Two 1-hour episodes per volume, each volume sold separately. Order

HYP*NOTIC EYE VOLS. 5 & 6 Here they are, the FINAL TWO VOLUMES of the coolest thing to come out of Dallas since the Church of the SubGenius. After nearly three years and 12 editing-intensive episodes of this mind blowing concoction of cool Japanese monster junk, schlocky movies, toy and cereal commercials, garage rock, puppets, and general weirdness our buddy Joe Riley decided to hang it up while it was still fresh. But don’t cry buckaroos, you can still get ‘em right here. And once you’ve got ‘em each one is so jam-packed with cool shit that we absolutely guarantee that you will never ever be bored again for as long as you live. God bless you Joe! Two 1-hour episodes per volume, each volume sold separately. Order

KISS MY TV SHOW Wild cable access show produced by and starring... wetahded peoples! Bwahahahah! Check out the funny here. Order

LIFESTYLES OF THE UP AND COMING (9?) Notorious Tampa, FL public access TV program that our source described as 90+ minutes of "sloppy drunk sluts showing off their tits and ass at bars and on the beach." Yep, that pretty well sums it up. We love this shit! Send us more! Order

LIFESTYLES OF THE UP AND COMING PART II (9?) Another 70+ minutes of drunken debauchery that pushes 1st Amendment limits like a pair of 36DDs in a training bra. We would've slapped it all on a T-160 for you, but, you guessed it, it just wouldn't fit! Order

MISS VELMA’S CHRISTMAS IN AMERICA Ends abruptly but that's probably for the best anyway. Order

PSYCHOTIC FEED VOLS. 1-3 Filmmaker Andy Copp’s amazing exercise in excess. Mind blowing! Each volume sold separately. Order

THE ROBIN BYRD SHOW VOL. 1 Al Goldstein and Vanessa Del Rio Order

THE ROBIN BYRD SHOW VOL. 2 Hyapatia Lee X 2 Order

THE ROBIN BYRD SHOW VOL. 3 Sandra Bernhard and "Robin’s Story Time" Order

TIMOTHY CAREY ON ART FEIN’S POKER PARTY aka Li'l Art's Poker Party #156 Order

THE TOM GREEN SHOW: THE CABLE ACCESS YEARS (Var.) Here they are!!! Two one hour episodes of Tom from his Rogers 22 Cable Access show in Ottawa. See Tom give some of the worst interviews... EVER!!! These episodes are in very good quality and extremely rare as most of the master copies were destroyed by the Rogers station. A real collector’s item! Order

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