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AMERICAN TRASH FILM SHOW VOL. 1 Order

THE BEST OF SEX AND VIOLENCE (81) John Carradine hosts this fantastic collection of "Hollywood's sexiest and most violent movie moments!" which features trailers and snippets from exploitation epics like Alice in Wonderland, Emmanuelle Around the World, Tanya's Island, Zombie, I Spit On Your Grave, Terminal Island, Dolemite, Disco Godfather and more, more, MORE! A veritable treaure trove of trash from the Golden Age of Sleaze: The '70s. Heck, even Carradine's sons, Keith and David (both looking extremely stoned) stop by for a few laughs and to pick up a fast paycheck! Recommended. Order

THE BIG DICK DOUBLE FEATURE: HOW TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS (Var.) aka Onanism for Fun & Profit. Two "big gun" male porn stars (Jeff Stryker and Scott Taylor) show you all the "ins and outs" of using an off-the-shelf penis pump to turn your flaccid little cocktail weiner into a veiny, blood-engorged monstrosity with the circumference of a beer can and the ability to rip through squealing girl flesh like a diamond-hard meat axe! Order

THE BRASS EYE Chris Morris! All UNCUT episodes! See also The Day Today and especially Jam. Order

CAMARA INFRAGANTI (Var.) Mexico is a land of grinding poverty and deprivation, but that doesn’t stop the nation from videotaping personal scenes of humiliation and injury for their own amusement. No holds are barred in this video compilation of Mexico’s Unfunniest Home Videos. Dogs lift their legs on fancy wedding gowns, cowboys are ruthlessly gored by rodeo bulls, a boy accidentally sticks his head up an elephant’s ass, a giraffe tears off a lady’s blouse, babies puke, piss and shit at the darnedest times, a Passion Play Christ gets it straight in the nuts with a mallet, kids smack each other in the head with baseball bats at Piñata parties, and more, more, more, more, MORE!!! Most scenes are played twice in a row with funny sound effects to make sure viewers get the point. So pop a cold Corona and see what the Third World does for fun! Order

COREY HAIM: ME, MYSELF AND I (89) Corey Haim, the star of Lost Boys (and little else) takes us on a damage control tour of his fascinating, fast (but not TOO fast) -paced life. Out to prove to the world that he’s just an average guy (and not the spoiled, deluded, out of control dope fiend that he actually was/is), we follow his daily activities such as playing hockey, baseball, driving his sports car, doodling on a synthesizer ("Musically, I’m into Japanese funk!") and a fashion shoot ("Fashion... is a statement!"). A film crew of around a hundred records his every move, and "The Haimster" is down with it! Followers of David DeCouteau projects will salivate as Haim relaxes by the pool in swim trunks... As everybody knows, Haim was last heard trying to peddle locks of his own hair and his rotted extracted teeth on eBay for $75 a pop! The Internet auction site took the items down due to some obscure rule about selling body parts online and it was just as well since no one bid on them anyway! Kind of makes you glad you lead a life of quiet desperation, no? Order

EAT MY SHORTS VOL. IV: CHALLENGE PISSING! (Var.) Another brain frying collection of short films and weird shit from the four corners of the globe. Look at all you get: Who Do You Think You're Fooling/You're Still Not Fooling Anybody Two films by Mike White that blow the lid off of Tarantino's shameless plundering. The Breast of Xena Live uncensored news feed of Lucy Lawless' left tit making an unexpected appearance during the opening ceremonies of a Red Wings hockey game. Bill Bonds Action News Outtakes Obnoxious anchorman with delusions of grandeur rants, raves and belittles his camera crew; plus the "Big Bill Hell" parody car commercial The Flintstones for Busch Beer Rare in-house ad agency reel has Fred and Barney selling suds to beer distributors. See the boys get fired and get drunk! The Best of the Worst Star Search Auditions Actual audition tapes sent in by the talentless and/or insane. Check out the bearded guy in a dress lip synching to Patsey Cline! Pornozilla Great Italian trailer for this non-existent adults only giant monster feature. See Barbie dolls gang raped by plastic Toho toys! Fat Albert: Gangsta' Gangsta' Fat A and his crew kick it old school in this instant classic that has them singing along to an NWA rap song about how life ain't nothin' but bitches and money. Yo! Steve Vai's Biggest Fan Crazy groupie slut sends guitar god this homemade tape of her masturbating with a carrot and blowing out candles with her pussy farts in hopes that he'll ditch his wife and run off with her. Hell, wouldn't you? Order

GIDGET GOES TO COURT (??) If The People's Court was one of your guilty pleasures you'll get a kick out of this obscure oddity. It's the actual trial deposition of an insane black Texas family who are desperately trying to run a car accident insurance scam on a room full of unimpressed lawyers. Gidget's the girl in the hot seat and she aint sayin' shit, her jailhouse lawyer momma's givin' these fool whiteys what fo', and her stepdad wears a stocking mask during the whole thing for reasons of his own! For the big finish, Masked Man starts to storm out of the room, trips over one of the lights, which crashes down on Momma's head, which starts to bleed, which causes Gidget to cry, which sends Masked Man into a rage, attacking the cameraman! A hilarious hour-long piece of cinema verite that you'll be hard pressed to find anywhere else. Order

GOOD LORD! RELIGIOUS FILMS FROM BEYOND INFINITY (Var.) Warped collection of Christian propaganda from various denominations. The REAL find here is a group of apocalyptic music videos from "Aurora Productions" the media arm of the notorious "Children of God" cult! Whee! Order

GRAVE ROBBING FOR MORONS (??) Wow. We’re almost afraid to ask what the back story is on this one. What we have here is genuine camcorder footage of a drunken, teenage stutterer giving a half-hour lecture on how to steal body parts from graveyards for fun and profit while holding a fresh, rotting skull in his hands. While much time is devoted to the "don’t get caught" lesson our junior Ed G-G-G-Gein apparently never snapped to the lunacy of leaving such an incriminating record behind. At one point our gibbering professor even states his buddies names for the record! He also says not to leave witnesses, but only to kill if you have to and recommends not getting wasted first, as he so clearly has. Informative. As an added bonus we’ll also through in Big Brother Number Two a skate punk video magazine featuring more stupid teenage tricks like projectile shitting, mouse rocketry, piss drinking PLUS the complete version of the tape Jackass star Johnny Knoxville sent to MTV that got him the gig, wherein he tests the effectiveness of various law enforcement products like tasers, stun guns and tear gas on himself, culminating in his donning a kevlar vest and actually having one of his buddies shoot him in the chest at point-blank range! Order

THE GREEDY BASTARD WEDDING VIDEO (Var.) If you've ever found yourself trying to tank up on free booze at a miguided acquaintance's wedding reception, only to have some asshole shove a camcorder in your face and demand that you "say a few words to the bride and groom" you'll love this. It's a professional photographer's private outtakes collection of wedding and Bar Mitzvah mishaps and catastrophes! See people get drunk, fall down, throw punches, and generally behave like the barely domesticated animals they really are! Funnier than an entire season of America's Funniest Home Videos and NO Bob Saggett. Order

GRINDHOUSE HORRORS Killer collection of exploitation movie trailers from back in the day. Order

JAM All six episodes of Chris Morris’ amazingly fucked up television series plus some extra bits including the unbelievably rare Haaaaam. Order

JAAAAM Rare "remix" version of the above Order

LOVE THAT BOB! (Var.) "But I have prepared a door faar you. If you go through it, you will see that where you are now compared to where you will be this time next year...where you are now will even be as a famine. Where you are this time next year, sayeth the Laard, you will be amazed." And amazed you WILL be with this two hour gift-of-the-Spirit collection of classic rants, raves, and insane stammering of Robert G. Tilton, mostly compiled from those downward spiral broadcast years while being investigated by The Trinity Foundation and Primetime Live. SEE: Ballyhoo in the raw... Lada Bosoyen! WATCH: A man unravel before your eyes as he desperately tries to keep it together for the cameras... Kobahashata Bakaba Kashata!! Now, put your finger in your ear, your hand on the screen, and fill your spiritual canteen with some of Bob’s Heavenly Hits-- "Fish Rant"; "New Spine"; "Spit Up No Longer Blood" and many more! And brother , if all you know of the mighty Reverend is those ad nauseam "Pastor Gas" clips on the Internet, this nice-looking comp. includes THE ORIGINAL hilarious 5-minute "farting video" in better quality than you’re likely to find anywhere out on the triple dub. In the wise words of Dr. Gene Scott, "He’ll stop you DEAD, man!" A-men? A-men. (review by Scott Wallis) Order

MENTAL HYGIENE FILMS (Var.) Ever wonder why you just don't fit in? Ever wonder why on Saturday nights you're all alone in the basement with your G.I. Joes and a soldering iron playing "Tell Me Where the Missile Bases Are" while all the cool kids are down at the malt shop or out at the lake getting naked and fornicating? Well, bunky, it's probably because you never saw any of these here "mental hygiene" films. Produced in the fun loving '50s they're scientifically designed to help square pegs fit into round holes. And their message is more relevant today than ever before. Conform! Fit in! And for God's sake, don't ever, ever be DIFFERENT. Look at all you get: "Benefits of Looking Around", "Habit Patterns", "Shy Guy" (with a young Dick York), "Live and Learn", "What About Juvenile Delinquency?", "Molly Grows Up", "Dating: Do's and Don'ts" and "Narcotics: Pit of Despair." Whether it's proper table manners, good grooming, your first period or how to avoid copping a habit the size of Utah, everything you need to know is right here. Remember, it's almost never too late to become a good citizen so sit quiet, pay attention and order NOW. Order

MISS HOWARD STERN AUDITIONS (99) Raw timecoded video footage of nutty nude babes auditioning in the radio studio for the Miss Howard Stern PayPerView Pageant. All the girls come in, get naked (completely UNCENSORED) and show Howard their "talents." One blonde bimbo insists she had contact with aliens and another passes out while talking about the death of her mom! For the grand finale a slippery slut makes an ice cream sundae on her herself followed by a messy sponge bath! Over an hour and a half of hottie hilarity! Order

MITCH N’ NINA EXPLAIN IT ALL FOR YOU (97) Amazing, hour-long introduction to the adult film biz for aspiring porn sluts hosted by veteran sexvid warhorses Sharon Mitchell and Nina Hartley. Mitch n' Nina do indeed "explain it all" drawing on their years of personal experience to discuss all of the pros and cons, ins and outs and ups and downs of being a human pincushion for profit. Tape also includes a PSA for Sharon's AIDS testing clinic. Proof positive that 42nd Street didn't die, it just moved to the Valley. Order

NUDAEROBICS (??) aka Nude Aerobics. The title pretty much sums it up. Great stuff, but you'll look pretty damn silly with your dick swinging around in the breeze as you try to follow along! Order

PERVERSE PREACHERS, FASCIST FUNDAMENTALISTS & KRISTIAN KIDDIE KOOKS (8?) Relive the glory days of televangelism with this collection of crazy, scary, wacky stuff from Bible Country. All the biggies are here: Jim and Tammy, Jerry, Jimmy, Oral and Bob, plus a bunch of even creepier second-stringers you've probably never heard of. Best of all is the Christian kids show starring "Captain Hook" a genuine double amputee ex-biker, his dysfunctional but supportive family, and their cute Christian pirate puppets. In a remarkable display of bad taste the good Captain and his son "Fish Hook" (we see years of therapy ahead for this kid) perform an "autopsy" on a sinner -- cutting out his eyes and ears, and fishing in his entrails for Marlboro packs & beer cans! And remember, this is a kids show! Ha! Woops, make that "aaargh!" Order

PLAYBOY PLAYMATE PLAYOFFS (86) So sexist and degrading, you'll be unable to tear your eyes off the screen! Not to mention all them titties! Shot at Hugh Hefner's Chicago Playboy mansion with highly trained... oh, who are we kidding? These Playmates are no athletes by any means but they're all "good sports" and engage in such innovative cardiovascular pursuits as whipped cream wrestling and booby and butt shaking. One especially demeaning (and by "demeaning" we mean FUCKING AWESOME) event has the very top-heavy talent sliding face first down a greased plastic tarp in a perverted version of that summertime favorite, "Slip and Slide!" Meanwhile Hef leans out the window every now and then and leers like a dirty old goat. Baaaaa! One waits in vain for Borat to wander in with his microphone and too-large suit to say something like "These women are training to defeat the International Zionist Conspiracy." Shot over... Jesus, was it really over TWENTY YEARS ago???... we'll bet you these ladies are now combing through their grandkids' rap CDs in search of inappropriate language. (review by Greg Goodsell) Order

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RACIST LITTLE RASCALS (Var.) Mega-rare collection of early Our Gang and Little Rascals episodes poking fun at colored folks. Virtually every pop-eyed, rubber-lipped, fried chicken eatin', watermelon stealin', Aunt Jemima, lawn jockey stereotype you can think of is here. So incorrect that, rumor has it, a certain Brillo-headed Pudding Pop pitchman is buying up all the original prints and burning them so's whitey can't laugh at 'em any more. Sorry Bill, PC or no PC, dis shit be FUNNY. Now in great quality with many new episodes added! Order

SAM KINISON LIVE AT THE GROVE: THE LAST PERFORMANCE (92) aka Sam Kinison's Last Concert. Fuck those limp HBO specials, here's the complete UNCUT and UNCENSORED video of The Big Man's last show, taped just two weeks before he became an extra large road pizza. OhOhOhhhhhhh! Very rare. Order

SICKEST OF THE SICK SHORTS Order

THUGS ON ICE: GREATEST HOCKEY FIGHTS 85-89 (90) Yeah, yeah, YEAH! Two solid hours of nothing but hockey fights! No scores, no play-by-play, just fist flying, jaw breaking, brawling bruiser action as pissed off players brutally beat the puck out of each other while bloodthirsty, beer-fueled fans cheer 'em on! You will too! Order

USS VD: SHIP OF SHAME / RED NIGHTMARE Order

WARM UP WITH TRACI LORDS (88) Elusive workout video starring America's favorite little (formerly) underaged cum guzzler. Workout? Who are we trying to kid? The only thing that's going to get a workout here is your johnson! Order

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